caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
"And then his life flashes before his eyes, the Smith’s almost lose a child"
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.